Jose Canseco Killed Al Gore
You would think in a world where a 24-hour news machine is constantly firing from all cylinders that verifying whether a well-known public figure is dead or not would be simple. Actually, it is simple, unless you’re a simpleton like say, I dunno, Jose Canseco, who for some odd reason is under the impression that Al Gore is no longer among the living.
Then again, this is the same dude who fancies himself a boxer/MMA fighter despite having never defeated anyone of note. Plus, I hear years of steroid abuse is bad for brain health. Oh, and did I mention Jose Canseco is an idiot?
[Via The Wall]