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Watch A Young Eli Manning Play Front Yard Football

By (@scotttunstall) on January 17th, 2012

Videos of famous athletes as children playing grab ass in their front yards are usually complete wastes of time, but this one of a big-headed Eli Manning gallivanting with his little friends is pure gold. I’ve watched it three times and still haven’t grown sick of its charms, and I fuc*ing loathe the littlest Manning.

Why I love this video:

1) The kiddies ignore the parents’ orders to play two-hand tap and gang tackle Eli. Even then he was hateable.

2) Like a harbinger of things to come, Peyton is standing on the sideline doing nothing, presumably due to a sore neck.

3) Dopey Eli spiking the ball then falling on his stupid face. Priceless.

4) Showing a blatant disregard of the rules, Eli refuses to back away from the opponent’s huddle. What a douche.

5) Eli being a selfish prick the entire time. God forbid someone else touch the ball.

6) Archie Manning throws a pass that isn’t intercepted. Unbelievable.

Like I said, pure gold.

[Via BuzzFeed]

Scott Tunstall

Scott Tunstall

Associate Editor at Gunaxin Media LLC
Scott Tunstall

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