Show Spirit With Team-Themed Toilet Seat Covers
I’ve been watching this guy for a week or so and am still unclear whether he makes these himself, but nhrafan307 is listing many NFL, MLB, NHL and College-themed toilet seat covers on eBay for a starting bid between $15 and $16.50.
The lame jokes have already started, including ‘Now you don’t need to open the lid to take a leak!’ That, of course, means that you’ll have to purchase the team you don’t like and piss all over it, which would be ridiculous because there are plenty of other fan items that you can piss on without making a mess in the bathroom. Now only if they made team-themed toilet bowl-liners.
Get these, plus steering wheel covers, on nhrafan307’s eBay page.
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