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Robert Griffin III, Sheriff of Rock Ridge

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Our story starts with a young man accompanying his family on a trip out west at a very young age.

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This young man would have been lost if not for the help of kindly natives.

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He would grow up to be appointed the leader of a resistance against the threat of cattle rustlers and other associated bad types. Of course, to accept the position he had to make a small speech.

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He would eventually have to face off against the Cowboys who threatened his home.

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The rustlers were led by a madman bent on personal glory, power and the love of money.

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In order to fight these insurmountable forces, the man would need help. He would need someone to back him up in case of trouble.

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The young man would also need a large personal protector.

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Along the way, he would even manage to find love.

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A black sheriff? Hey, it worked in Blazing Saddles.

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