Golf to be Even More Unexciting in 3D
Now, let’s be clear: if you’re a cat, televised golf is the most amazing thing ever aired. Here’s the thing: cats can’t wear 3D glasses. So we find ourselves wondering why Comcast is showing the Masters Tournament in 3D.
Surely this “empire” of a communications company must be aware this will turn golf from a mild televised sedative into the cable-delivered version of roofies. Considering Comcast’s customer service record, we should find ourselves wondering if this isn’t a nefarious plot to sedate us all and then steal our stuff, especially since our cable bill is already highway robbery.