Crazy Schwag for Hockey Fans

Banners, hats, pom-pons and bobbleheads are soooo old school. These days, to show your passion for your team, you’ve got to buy the products that you’d normally never suspect to have a logo on it. With the NHL season underway, it’s time to go shopping again and buy every last thing that the NHL will license.

Rubber Duckies
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Most importantly, they squeak.

Plush Dolls
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Now you can sleep with one of several NHL players, including the loveable, hugable Jonathan Toews. Find out how to save 20% off of the Alex Ovechkin Plush Doll at our partner site, Capitals Outsider.

Also check out Yahoo’s article, Five moderately creepy, somewhat inaccurate NHL plush dolls.

Shoes
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Because hockey fans are all about cross training in $100 shoes. Reebok teamed up with hockeymonkey.com to develop a pair of shoes for each team. I’ve got to say, they’re not half-bad looking.

Monopoly
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NHL Monopoly is only where it begins. There is also Monopoly for the Detroit Red Wings, Pittsburgh Penguins, Chicago Blackhawks and the NHL Original Six. What? No Phoenix Coyotes Monopoly?

Piggy Banks
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Chances are, if you buy something this silly, you’ve already given them all your money anyway.

Pillows that Transform into Stuffed Animals

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Forest Faces

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You know what these are for? For decorating your tree. I kid you not.

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Yahtzee!!!!!!!

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On that note, let’s take a Family Guy break.

Headphoneshabs headphones

Why spend a couple hundred on high-quality headphones when you can get NHL-themed ones for ~$30? Also check out the NHL portable speakers.

More junk from the What Were They Thinking? category

Super Sleds

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Mr. Potato Head

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Russian Nesting dolls

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Garden Gnomes

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