A satirical look at decision day for Team Canada.
Become a Fan of “Jimmy Howard owning Sidney Crosby”
It’s not just about stopping the puck.
Epic Goalie Fails.
Subban with some razzle-dazzle on this undressing.
He can do it all, except find a home.
Celebrating a Gold Medal with Booze.
Big hit leads to game winning goal by Evgeni Malkin
Canada’s Hockey Team welcomes the World via song.
Canada: Gold or Bust!
Mike Milbury of NBC called me an Asshole.
Looks like something out of Slapshot
John Carlson and the U.S. Junior Team upsets the Canadians
The Winter Classic, with The Hockey Show Host, Carrie Milbank
Outdoor Hockey Returns! Hell Yeah!
Alyonka and Diana Larionov with NHL Superstars.
“I hate you when you’re punching guys down under”
Capitals’ star winger leaves game early after knee to knee collision.
Young boy meets his heroes, Alex Ovechkin, Mike Green, and Nicklas Backstrom.
Matti Hoyla of Finland broke out some Thriller dancing after a game in the Swedish elite league
Which is the top-selling team?
As NHL begins, let’s look at some really bad plays.
Take a good hard look, they’re on a motherf#@$in’ boat
Photos of Carrie Milbank with some of the NHL’s Biggest Stars
What lady doesn’t love the Russian Sex Machine, that never breaks down?
Sarah Spain interviews Carrie Milbank poolside in Vegas? Yes Please!
Mario Lemieux hosts Pool Party for Team, and the Cup
Penguins emerge battered and bloodied, but with a Stanley Cup
Illustrated ladies wearing nothing but their hockey sweater and socks.
Some fancy ways to put the biscuit in the basket
Ranking the top female athletes or our time in an exhaustive list.
Jackie Robinson’s #42 is now a universal symbol.
You don’t want to get screwed by the IRS, especially this one.
Our team will smoke any you can field. Granted, ours is composed of movie characters
The tournament has concluded, but it was an awesome ride.
Now you too can make sense of the inane ramblings of THE ULTIMATE WARRIAH~!