Best NFL Performances of the Week


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Ricky Williams
Miami Dolphins

After running for eighty yards yesterday, the noted pot afficianado set an NFL record for the longest span between 1,000 yard seasons at six years.  Ricky’s last 1,000-yard season was back  in 2003.

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Green Bay Packers

Rodgers and his porn star mustache threw for 383 yards and 3 touchdowns against the Pittsburgh Steelers.  Oh, and he also scrambled for a 14-yard touchdown as well.

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Ben Roethisberger
Pittsburgh Steelers

As well as Rodgers performed, Big Ben had the ball last and threw a touchdown pass as time expired to win the game for the Steelers. On the day, Roethisberger threw for 503 yards (a Pittsburgh record) and 3 touchdowns.

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Jerome Harrison (Who?)
Cleveland Browns

The hapless Kansas City Chiefs defense was no match for Jerome Harrison’s single-game franchise record 286 yards on the ground. Only two players have rushed for more yards in the history of the NFL.

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Tommy Kelly
Oakland Raiders

Whether you are 8 or 80, seeing someone get pants’d never stops being funny

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