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NFL Fans are the Worst, Sometimes
January 20th, 2014 in Sports > Football

Fans of both the 49ers and Seahawks embarrassed themselves on Sunday.

Five US Presidents it Would be Awesome to Get Drunk With
January 21st, 2013 in Humor > Lists

Time to get sloppy with a few Presidents.

Raiders Fan Christmas Wish List
December 14th, 2012 in Sports > Football

Just win, please.

Week 14: WTF NFL?
December 12th, 2012 in Sports > Football

Oh my ‘Lanta.

NFL Backup QB Checkup
December 6th, 2012 in Sports > Football

The good, the bad and the ugly.

NFL November Rundown
November 29th, 2012 in Sports > Football

A review of what you may have missed over the past month.

Gunaxin’s 2010 Movie Rundown
January 13th, 2011 in Media > Movies

A look back at the year in film.

Six Reasons Soulja Boy Should Be Punched in the Face
December 14th, 2010 in Media > Celebrities

Why does this clown have fans?

Muppet ‘Shops
September 17th, 2010 in Humor > Images

Hand-crafted Muppet ‘Shops for your viewing pleasure.

A Tribute to Goodnight Moon
September 15th, 2010 in Media > Books

A classic children’s book finally gets some love.

A Satirical Salute to Glenn Beck
September 14th, 2010 in Humor > News

Basically, Glenn Beck is a loon.

The Ten Best Modern Acting Resumés
September 8th, 2010 in Media > Celebrities

These guys are really good at pretending.

Proper Technique for Facebook’s ‘Honesty Box’
September 7th, 2010 in Gadgets > Internet

Ask people stuff… anonymously.

How to Use Facebook’s ‘Like’ Button
August 29th, 2010 in Gadgets > Internet

Michelle is confused. Is sex supposed to last 15 seconds? [LIKE]

Orly Taitz – The Thorn in the Side of Democracy
August 27th, 2010 in Humor > News

ORLY? Is completely bonkers.

Movies That Demonstrate Zoophilia
August 26th, 2010 in Media > Movies

When the man/animal relationship goes too far.

Five Things that Cause Cancer (and Why You Shouldn’t Care)
August 25th, 2010 in Humor > Pop Culture

Don’t worry, hot dogs probably won’t kill you.

Four Ways to Use Your Vuvuzela until the Next World Cup
August 12th, 2010 in Sports > Soccer

The fad is over, it’s time to recycle!