Mark Hill

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A Brief History of Tekken
July 28th, 2014 in Gadgets > Games

Iron Fist! Also, boobs.

The Guide to the Perfect April Fools’ Day (for Amoral Sociopaths)
April 1st, 2014 in Humor > Pop Culture

Pulling pranks is a lot easier when you have no sense of ethics.

Six Criminally Underappreciated Animated TV Comedies
February 25th, 2014 in Media > Comics

Finally, The Cleveland Show gets the respect it deserves!

The Greatest Movies for 15 Different Sports
June 5th, 2012 in Sports > Other

Finally, we’ve reached a decision about the greatest bobsledding movie.

The Guide to the Perfect Valentine’s Day Date (for Cheap Losers)
February 14th, 2012 in Humor > Pop Culture

We’ll help you show your girlfriend that you care… but not very much.

Five Insane Fan Art Fetishes
December 28th, 2011 in Humor > Lists

Remember the good old days when fan art was limited to Mario and Luigi having gay sex?

Ten Halloween Costumes for Complete Douchebags
October 31st, 2011 in Humor > Lists

Just be like us and stick with the classic “bed sheet ghost” costume.

Job Hunting Tips for the New Graduate (With a 2.0 GPA)
May 3rd, 2011 in Humor > Pop Culture

Find satisfying employment despite your many, many shortcomings.

A Trip to the Heritage Classic
February 21st, 2011 in Sports > Hockey

Hockey the way it was meant to be played: in weather that could give you frostbite.

Predicting the Next Five Nicolas Cage Movies
January 24th, 2011 in Media > Celebrities

Get ready for The Wicker Man II: The Wickening.