We can all agree The Adventures of Pluto Nash is a masterpiece, right?
We’ll help you show your girlfriend that you care… but not very much.
Remember the good old days when fan art was limited to Mario and Luigi having gay sex?
Seasons even worse than what Edmonton and Buffalo are enduring.
Vanilla Ice is awesome compared to the rap videos on this list.
Video games have come a long way. Their ads… not so much.
You won’t want to miss this one!
They’re even scarier than 4chan!
Who would have thought Corey Feldman’s albums would bomb?
Pulling pranks is a lot easier when you have no sense of ethics.
Finally, The Cleveland Show gets the respect it deserves!
Finally, we’ve reached a decision about the greatest bobsledding movie.
Just be like us and stick with the classic “bed sheet ghost” costume.
Find satisfying employment despite your many, many shortcomings.
Hockey the way it was meant to be played: in weather that could give you frostbite.
Get ready for The Wicker Man II: The Wickening.
Gaze into the terrible future!
Surely the news can’t be serious.
We hate to ruin your dreams, but it really is possible to have too much sex.
And for good measure they’re all overpriced.
You know, it’s a lot easier to just buy 7000 dollars worth of lube.
If the porn industry can’t make it work than no industry can.
And did you know Facebook kills twenty people a day?
Experts at the sweet science.
Getting you set for speed.
Spring Training, a time-honored tradition.