Ben Sumner
Contributor at Gunaxin Media LLC
I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.
DVD Review: Sam Kinison: Unleashed
For a man dead 17 years, Kinison’s voice is loud enough to echo into 2009.
Duke – or Goat?
Who is better at falling over? Goats? Or Duke?
Malkin, Ovechkin, Kiss and Make Up
Two Ruskies caught making up before All Star game.
Sam Kinison: Finally Unleashed!
New Sam Kinison DVD coming out
Penny or Ozzy?
Laverne and the Prince of Darkness were separated at birth.
The Presidential Check List
Obama paves the way for other types of people too.
World’s Biggest Circle Jerk Coming to D.C.
Four million Obama f-ers plan to freeze their butts off together.
Flyers Complain About Zambonis, Then Lose
Fans made to wait as Zambonis make an encore
Semin fights like a 12 year old girl
Alexander Semin of the Capitals slaps Marc Staal silly.
