Ben Sumner
I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.
Ben Sumner
The Exorcist and the Dirt Devil
May 5th, 2011 in Humor > Videos

Who better to promote the Dirt Devil than little miss Regan?

Gunaxin’s Best Star Wars Material
May 4th, 2011 in Media > Movies

Gunaxin celebrates Star Wars Day by rereading our own content.

Star Wars Vegetables
May 4th, 2011 in Grub > Food

Carrots and radishes make for better characters than Episode 1.

Top Ten Awesome Star Wars Toys
May 4th, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

While action figures are must-haves, the coolest toys are the big ones.

20 Best Damn Offspring Songs
April 25th, 2011 in Media > Music

Ranking songs that all sound the same.

The Real Last Supper
April 21st, 2011 in Humor > Videos

Hint: There was lots of Gefilte Fish.

The Best of The Sopranos’ Christopher Moltisanti
April 13th, 2011 in Media > Television

Here’s to the gangster, alcoholic, drug addict, woman abuser and screenwriter.

When LEGO Gets Serious
April 5th, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

Disturbing world events made from our favorite building blocks.

1980s: The Golden Age of Wrestling
April 4th, 2011 in Sports > Fighting

It all started with Hulk Hogan pinning the Iron Sheik.

Jumbo Angry Birds Plush
March 16th, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

No more video game, throw THIS across the room.

Death Star Cookie Jar
March 15th, 2011 in Grub > Snacks

The Dark Side’s massive weapon just got sweeter.

Stephen King to Release Dark Tower 4.5
March 14th, 2011 in Media > Books

Wind Through the Keyhole due to hit shelves in 2012.

DJ Pauly D Hangs With the Washington Capitals
March 13th, 2011 in Sports > Hockey

Alex Ovechkin and the Caps meet their hero.

‘So Hopefully They Win Their Next Game’
March 11th, 2011 in Sports > Hockey

Kid makes video reviews of San Jose Sharks games.

Nosferatu: The Creepiest Dracula Ever
March 7th, 2011 in Media > Movies

Unauthorized Dracula as a diseased rat-man was the scariest.

Conan O’Brien in LEGO and Beyond
March 7th, 2011 in Humor > Images

To think, we once immortalized gods like this.

Radio Ecstasy: Richard Simmons on Howard Stern
March 3rd, 2011 in Media > Celebrities

The most hilarious guest ever lights up Stern’s show.

Fun With Rodney King
March 3rd, 2011 in Humor > Pop Culture

What have we learned 20 years after his beat down?

A Tribute to Seinfeld’s David Puddy
March 1st, 2011 in Media > Television

Feels like an Arby’s night.

Really Expensive Star Wars Stuff
March 1st, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

Here are some of the most expensive but cool Star Wars things available.

Planned Parenthood’s Show of Support?
February 25th, 2011 in Humor > Images

Batman, Star Wars, Dexter, and kittens show their support.

Best Picture Revisited
February 25th, 2011 in Media > Movies

Gunaxin selects the real Best Pictures since 1990.

Sideshow’s Black Orc of Mordor Statue
February 24th, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

Only the Lord of the Rings villain statues are worth having.

The Seven Best Black Simpsons Characters
February 23rd, 2011 in Media > Television

Who’s your favorite? Dr. Hibbert? Officer Lou? Carl?

Muppets We’re Waiting to Own
February 23rd, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

Rizzo the Rat is the one to expect next, but when?

Twilight Zone Bobbleheads
February 22nd, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

You’re traveling through another dimension. One that bobbles.

Getting Pumped for Alice: Madness Returns
February 19th, 2011 in Gadgets > Games

Get ready to slaughter everyone in Wonderland again!

Battle: L.A. Facebook Game
February 18th, 2011 in Gadgets > Games

Your city is under attack and it’s up to you to take a stand!

Indiana Jones Chalice of Kali Prop Coming!
February 15th, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

The best chalice for drinking Kali’s blood.

A Tribute to Dr. Hannibal Lecter
February 15th, 2011 in Media > Movies

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.