Ben Sumner
I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.
Ben Sumner
80s Homophobic Comedians: Funny?
June 15th, 2011 in Humor > Videos

Tracy Morgan certainly didn’t invent homophobic humor.

Album Review: Def Leppard’s Mirror Ball
June 14th, 2011 in Media > Music

Latest release comes two decades late.

Ten Epic and Creative Rock Songs
June 13th, 2011 in Media > Music

Musical masterpieces that don’t follow protocol.

Fun in the All-Powerful Sarlacc
June 9th, 2011 in Humor > Pop Culture

Let’s enjoy the vagina dentata of Star Wars.

Who’s the Best Princess Bride Character?
May 26th, 2011 in Media > Movies

Inconceivable. Mawwiage. Prepare to die.

A Tribute to ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage
May 20th, 2011 in Sports > Other

He’s now up in Heaven going “Ohhhhhh yeah!”

The Apocalypse Playlist… Songs to Die To
May 20th, 2011 in Media > Music

Gunaxin is the DJ as the world ends.

Star Wars Butthead Alien Bust Revealed
May 17th, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

The Jizz musician of the Mos Eisley Cantina gets his head honored.

Osama Bin Laden’s Porn Stash
May 13th, 2011 in Girls > Themes

Disclaimer: These chicks may or may not be Muslim.

Seven Deadly Sins Statues
May 12th, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

Resin statues to be collected by those who have these traits.

Awesome Masks by Bob Basset
May 9th, 2011 in Gadgets > Other

From the best Ukrainian maskmaker in the world.

The Exorcist and the Dirt Devil
May 5th, 2011 in Humor > Videos

Who better to promote the Dirt Devil than little miss Regan?

Gunaxin’s Best Star Wars Material
May 4th, 2011 in Media > Movies

Gunaxin celebrates Star Wars Day by rereading our own content.

Star Wars Vegetables
May 4th, 2011 in Grub > Food

Carrots and radishes make for better characters than Episode 1.

Top Ten Awesome Star Wars Toys
May 4th, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

While action figures are must-haves, the coolest toys are the big ones.

20 Best Damn Offspring Songs
April 25th, 2011 in Media > Music

Ranking songs that all sound the same.

The Real Last Supper
April 21st, 2011 in Humor > Videos

Hint: There was lots of Gefilte Fish.

The Best of The Sopranos’ Christopher Moltisanti
April 13th, 2011 in Media > Television

Here’s to the gangster, alcoholic, drug addict, woman abuser and screenwriter.

When LEGO Gets Serious
April 5th, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

Disturbing world events made from our favorite building blocks.

1980s: The Golden Age of Wrestling
April 4th, 2011 in Sports > Fighting

It all started with Hulk Hogan pinning the Iron Sheik.

Jumbo Angry Birds Plush
March 16th, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

No more video game, throw THIS across the room.

Death Star Cookie Jar
March 15th, 2011 in Grub > Snacks

The Dark Side’s massive weapon just got sweeter.

Stephen King to Release Dark Tower 4.5
March 14th, 2011 in Media > Books

Wind Through the Keyhole due to hit shelves in 2012.

DJ Pauly D Hangs With the Washington Capitals
March 13th, 2011 in Sports > Hockey

Alex Ovechkin and the Caps meet their hero.

‘So Hopefully They Win Their Next Game’
March 11th, 2011 in Sports > Hockey

Kid makes video reviews of San Jose Sharks games.

Nosferatu: The Creepiest Dracula Ever
March 7th, 2011 in Media > Movies

Unauthorized Dracula as a diseased rat-man was the scariest.

Conan O’Brien in LEGO and Beyond
March 7th, 2011 in Humor > Images

To think, we once immortalized gods like this.

Radio Ecstasy: Richard Simmons on Howard Stern
March 3rd, 2011 in Media > Celebrities

The most hilarious guest ever lights up Stern’s show.

Fun With Rodney King
March 3rd, 2011 in Humor > Pop Culture

What have we learned 20 years after his beat down?

A Tribute to Seinfeld’s David Puddy
March 1st, 2011 in Media > Television

Feels like an Arby’s night.