Ben Sumner
I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.
Ben Sumner
Who’s Hotter? Bristol or Meghan?
June 22nd, 2011 in Girls > Themes

This is the biggest decision in choosing sides in the GOP.

80s Homophobic Comedians: Funny?
June 15th, 2011 in Humor > Videos

Tracy Morgan certainly didn’t invent homophobic humor.

Album Review: Def Leppard’s Mirror Ball
June 14th, 2011 in Media > Music

Latest release comes two decades late.

Ten Epic and Creative Rock Songs
June 13th, 2011 in Media > Music

Musical masterpieces that don’t follow protocol.

Fun in the All-Powerful Sarlacc
June 9th, 2011 in Humor > Pop Culture

Let’s enjoy the vagina dentata of Star Wars.

Who’s the Best Princess Bride Character?
May 26th, 2011 in Media > Movies

Inconceivable. Mawwiage. Prepare to die.

A Tribute to ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage
May 20th, 2011 in Sports > Other

He’s now up in Heaven going “Ohhhhhh yeah!”

The Apocalypse Playlist… Songs to Die To
May 20th, 2011 in Media > Music

Gunaxin is the DJ as the world ends.

Star Wars Butthead Alien Bust Revealed
May 17th, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

The Jizz musician of the Mos Eisley Cantina gets his head honored.

Osama Bin Laden’s Porn Stash
May 13th, 2011 in Girls > Themes

Disclaimer: These chicks may or may not be Muslim.

Seven Deadly Sins Statues
May 12th, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

Resin statues to be collected by those who have these traits.

Awesome Masks by Bob Basset
May 9th, 2011 in Gadgets > Other

From the best Ukrainian maskmaker in the world.

The Exorcist and the Dirt Devil
May 5th, 2011 in Humor > Videos

Who better to promote the Dirt Devil than little miss Regan?

Gunaxin’s Best Star Wars Material
May 4th, 2011 in Media > Movies

Gunaxin celebrates Star Wars Day by rereading our own content.

Star Wars Vegetables
May 4th, 2011 in Grub > Food

Carrots and radishes make for better characters than Episode 1.

Top Ten Awesome Star Wars Toys
May 4th, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

While action figures are must-haves, the coolest toys are the big ones.

20 Best Damn Offspring Songs
April 25th, 2011 in Media > Music

Ranking songs that all sound the same.

The Real Last Supper
April 21st, 2011 in Humor > Videos

Hint: There was lots of Gefilte Fish.

The Best of The Sopranos’ Christopher Moltisanti
April 13th, 2011 in Media > Television

Here’s to the gangster, alcoholic, drug addict, woman abuser and screenwriter.

When LEGO Gets Serious
April 5th, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

Disturbing world events made from our favorite building blocks.

1980s: The Golden Age of Wrestling
April 4th, 2011 in Sports > Fighting

It all started with Hulk Hogan pinning the Iron Sheik.

Jumbo Angry Birds Plush
March 16th, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

No more video game, throw THIS across the room.

Death Star Cookie Jar
March 15th, 2011 in Grub > Snacks

The Dark Side’s massive weapon just got sweeter.

Stephen King to Release Dark Tower 4.5
March 14th, 2011 in Media > Books

Wind Through the Keyhole due to hit shelves in 2012.

DJ Pauly D Hangs With the Washington Capitals
March 13th, 2011 in Sports > Hockey

Alex Ovechkin and the Caps meet their hero.

‘So Hopefully They Win Their Next Game’
March 11th, 2011 in Sports > Hockey

Kid makes video reviews of San Jose Sharks games.

Nosferatu: The Creepiest Dracula Ever
March 7th, 2011 in Media > Movies

Unauthorized Dracula as a diseased rat-man was the scariest.

Conan O’Brien in LEGO and Beyond
March 7th, 2011 in Humor > Images

To think, we once immortalized gods like this.

Radio Ecstasy: Richard Simmons on Howard Stern
March 3rd, 2011 in Media > Celebrities

The most hilarious guest ever lights up Stern’s show.

Fun With Rodney King
March 3rd, 2011 in Humor > Pop Culture

What have we learned 20 years after his beat down?

A Tribute to Seinfeld’s David Puddy
March 1st, 2011 in Media > Television

Feels like an Arby’s night.

Really Expensive Star Wars Stuff
March 1st, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

Here are some of the most expensive but cool Star Wars things available.

Planned Parenthood’s Show of Support?
February 25th, 2011 in Humor > Images

Batman, Star Wars, Dexter, and kittens show their support.

Best Picture Revisited
February 25th, 2011 in Media > Movies

Gunaxin selects the real Best Pictures since 1990.

Sideshow’s Black Orc of Mordor Statue
February 24th, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

Only the Lord of the Rings villain statues are worth having.

The Seven Best Black Simpsons Characters
February 23rd, 2011 in Media > Television

Who’s your favorite? Dr. Hibbert? Officer Lou? Carl?