Ben Sumner
I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.
Ben Sumner
Fun With Vlad the Impaler
October 31st, 2011 in Humor > Pop Culture

Here’s the dude who inspired the greatest fictional villain ever.

Dress Up Your Apple Gadgets as… Books
October 17th, 2011 in Gadgets > Electronics

Disguise and protect your iPhone/iPad/MacBook as an old book.

Crazy Schwag for Hockey Fans
October 11th, 2011 in Sports > Hockey

With the season upon us, it’s time to get your gear.

Wanted: More Sean Averys
October 5th, 2011 in Sports > Hockey

Jerk or not, the NHL benefited from Sean Avery’s antics.

A Tribute to Mayor McCheese
October 3rd, 2011 in Grub > Food

Let’s hear it our favorite cheesburger-headed mayor.

Happy 75th Birthday, Jim Henson
September 23rd, 2011 in Media > Comics

The master of the Muppets would’ve been Statler’s age.

Ranking Entourage’s Eight Season Finales
September 14th, 2011 in Media > Television

Worst to best Hollywood endings.

Plasticine Tatooine: Star Wars Putty
September 13th, 2011 in Media > Books

New Star Wars book has characters made of putty.

Top Five Songs About Incest
September 7th, 2011 in Media > Music

Rockin’ out to a very taboo subject.

Music of the West Memphis Three
August 23rd, 2011 in Media > Music

Rocking out while following this tragic story.

MagicWand for Macs From Twelve South
August 18th, 2011 in Gadgets > Electronics

Attach your keyboard to your Trackpad, creating a one-piece device.

Derek Boogaard and Other NHL Portraits
August 10th, 2011 in Sports > Hockey

Artist draws amazing web pictures of hockey players.

Top Eight Frank Oz Characters
August 4th, 2011 in Media > Comics

Ranking the top Muppets voiced by the Wizard of puppetry.

The Smurfs Are Communist
July 30th, 2011 in Media > Television

Those lovable three-apple sized creatures were nothing but card-carrying Commies.

Amy Winehouse and the 27 Club
July 23rd, 2011 in Media > Music

Death may be the best thing for Winehouse’s legacy.

Funniest Johnny Drama Moments on Entourage
July 20th, 2011 in Media > Television

An ode to the second funniest character on Entourage.

BackPack Shelf for iMac by Twelve South
July 11th, 2011 in Gadgets > Electronics

Save even more desk space with this attachable shelf.

Curb Your Enthusiasm’s Best and Worst Season Finales
July 7th, 2011 in Media > Television

Some are great. Others, not so much.

How to Make Darth Carrot
July 6th, 2011 in Grub > Food

The Dark Lord of Star Wars can be a healthy snack.

Ten Reasons Why Jim Henson’s Labyrinth Rules
June 27th, 2011 in Media > Movies

David Bowie’s junk is not on the list.

The Seven Deadly Sins of Eric Cartman
June 23rd, 2011 in Humor > Pop Culture

Seven sins is just an average day for this South Park character.

Awesome LEGO Tattoos
June 22nd, 2011 in Humor > Images

Combining two major passions in life, toys and body ink.

Who’s Hotter? Bristol or Meghan?
June 22nd, 2011 in Girls > Themes

This is the biggest decision in choosing sides in the GOP.

80s Homophobic Comedians: Funny?
June 15th, 2011 in Humor > Videos

Tracy Morgan certainly didn’t invent homophobic humor.

Album Review: Def Leppard’s Mirror Ball
June 14th, 2011 in Media > Music

Latest release comes two decades late.

Ten Epic and Creative Rock Songs
June 13th, 2011 in Media > Music

Musical masterpieces that don’t follow protocol.

Fun in the All-Powerful Sarlacc
June 9th, 2011 in Humor > Pop Culture

Let’s enjoy the vagina dentata of Star Wars.

Who’s the Best Princess Bride Character?
May 26th, 2011 in Media > Movies

Inconceivable. Mawwiage. Prepare to die.

A Tribute to ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage
May 20th, 2011 in Sports > Other

He’s now up in Heaven going “Ohhhhhh yeah!”

The Apocalypse Playlist… Songs to Die To
May 20th, 2011 in Media > Music

Gunaxin is the DJ as the world ends.