Ben Sumner
I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.
Ben Sumner
A Tribute to Mayor McCheese
October 3rd, 2011 in Grub > Food

Let’s hear it our favorite cheesburger-headed mayor.

Happy 75th Birthday, Jim Henson
September 23rd, 2011 in Media > Comics

The master of the Muppets would’ve been Statler’s age.

Ranking Entourage’s Eight Season Finales
September 14th, 2011 in Media > Television

Worst to best Hollywood endings.

Plasticine Tatooine: Star Wars Putty
September 13th, 2011 in Media > Books

New Star Wars book has characters made of putty.

Top Five Songs About Incest
September 7th, 2011 in Media > Music

Rockin’ out to a very taboo subject.

Music of the West Memphis Three
August 23rd, 2011 in Media > Music

Rocking out while following this tragic story.

MagicWand for Macs From Twelve South
August 18th, 2011 in Gadgets > Electronics

Attach your keyboard to your Trackpad, creating a one-piece device.

Derek Boogaard and Other NHL Portraits
August 10th, 2011 in Sports > Hockey

Artist draws amazing web pictures of hockey players.

Top Eight Frank Oz Characters
August 4th, 2011 in Media > Comics

Ranking the top Muppets voiced by the Wizard of puppetry.

The Smurfs Are Communist
July 30th, 2011 in Media > Television

Those lovable three-apple sized creatures were nothing but card-carrying Commies.

Amy Winehouse and the 27 Club
July 23rd, 2011 in Media > Music

Death may be the best thing for Winehouse’s legacy.

Funniest Johnny Drama Moments on Entourage
July 20th, 2011 in Media > Television

An ode to the second funniest character on Entourage.

BackPack Shelf for iMac by Twelve South
July 11th, 2011 in Gadgets > Electronics

Save even more desk space with this attachable shelf.

Curb Your Enthusiasm’s Best and Worst Season Finales
July 7th, 2011 in Media > Television

Some are great. Others, not so much.

How to Make Darth Carrot
July 6th, 2011 in Grub > Food

The Dark Lord of Star Wars can be a healthy snack.

Ten Reasons Why Jim Henson’s Labyrinth Rules
June 27th, 2011 in Media > Movies

David Bowie’s junk is not on the list.

The Seven Deadly Sins of Eric Cartman
June 23rd, 2011 in Humor > Pop Culture

Seven sins is just an average day for this South Park character.

Awesome LEGO Tattoos
June 22nd, 2011 in Humor > Images

Combining two major passions in life, toys and body ink.

Who’s Hotter? Bristol or Meghan?
June 22nd, 2011 in Girls > Themes

This is the biggest decision in choosing sides in the GOP.

80s Homophobic Comedians: Funny?
June 15th, 2011 in Humor > Videos

Tracy Morgan certainly didn’t invent homophobic humor.

Album Review: Def Leppard’s Mirror Ball
June 14th, 2011 in Media > Music

Latest release comes two decades late.

Ten Epic and Creative Rock Songs
June 13th, 2011 in Media > Music

Musical masterpieces that don’t follow protocol.

Fun in the All-Powerful Sarlacc
June 9th, 2011 in Humor > Pop Culture

Let’s enjoy the vagina dentata of Star Wars.

Who’s the Best Princess Bride Character?
May 26th, 2011 in Media > Movies

Inconceivable. Mawwiage. Prepare to die.

A Tribute to ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage
May 20th, 2011 in Sports > Other

He’s now up in Heaven going “Ohhhhhh yeah!”

The Apocalypse Playlist… Songs to Die To
May 20th, 2011 in Media > Music

Gunaxin is the DJ as the world ends.

Star Wars Butthead Alien Bust Revealed
May 17th, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

The Jizz musician of the Mos Eisley Cantina gets his head honored.

Osama Bin Laden’s Porn Stash
May 13th, 2011 in Girls > Themes

Disclaimer: These chicks may or may not be Muslim.

Seven Deadly Sins Statues
May 12th, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

Resin statues to be collected by those who have these traits.

Awesome Masks by Bob Basset
May 9th, 2011 in Gadgets > Other

From the best Ukrainian maskmaker in the world.