Ben Sumner
I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.
Ben Sumner
The Illegitimate Father Athlete Hall of Shame
June 15th, 2012 in Sports > Other

The most prolific athletes with kids galore, just in time for Father’s Day.

Ten Most Famous Bits From Stand-up Comedians
June 11th, 2012 in Humor > Videos

Watching the masters perform the bits you’ve tried to mimic.

LEGO Lord of the Rings Trailer Debuts
June 1st, 2012 in Gadgets > Games

Middle Earth in the format Tolkien intended.

A Look at Diablo III’s Collector’s Edition
May 18th, 2012 in Gadgets > Games

The bonus items will help you do things other than play the game.

The Bat Mask and Other Leather Facewear
May 17th, 2012 in Gadgets > Other

Dragons, devils, beak doctors and other awesome steampunk masks.

A Tribute to Oz’s Vern Schillinger
May 8th, 2012 in Media > Television

Let’s reminisce about the Aryan Brotherhood leader of Emerald City.

Ten Notable Apologies by Comedians
May 7th, 2012 in Humor > Lists

Freedom of speech was too much for these folks.

65 Pictures of The Scream
May 4th, 2012 in Humor > Images

Only art this good gets parodies that are even better.

A Gallery of Bongs and Pipes
April 20th, 2012 in Gadgets > Other

Something for you nitwits to look at on 4/20.

Getting Pumped for Diablo III
April 9th, 2012 in Gadgets > Games

We’re almost back in hell!

A Tribute to Kenny F*!?ing Powers
April 8th, 2012 in Media > Television

As Eastbound & Down concludes, we bid farewell to the People’s Champion.

Passover – According to LEGO
April 6th, 2012 in Gadgets > Toys

The biblical story is retold in the ultimate format.

The Return of Leisure Suit Larry?
April 5th, 2012 in Gadgets > Games

Help fund the return of the Sierra game you played in the 80s.

Lincoln Assassin Bobblehead Already Infamous
March 16th, 2012 in Gadgets > Toys

Presidential assassin gets immortalized with a wobblin’ noggin.

Why ‘Life’s Too Short’ Is a Good Idea
March 5th, 2012 in Media > Television

We finally get to see Warwick Davis play a character outside of a funny suit.

Music of ‘The Hobbit’
March 1st, 2012 in Media > Music

The trailer is already getting music lovers anxious for this film.

Revisiting the Oscars Best Song Category
February 24th, 2012 in Media > Music

Looking back at 30-plus years of music in movies.

Amazon’s Worst Product Reviewer?
February 23rd, 2012 in Gadgets > Other

‘I purchased this for a friend so I can’t comment on it.’

An Ode to John Williams, the Movies’ Music Magician
February 21st, 2012 in Media > Music

Honoring the best film score composer ever.

Eat the Ewoks
February 15th, 2012 in Grub > Sweets

The cutest food in a galaxy far, far away.

Abortion Be Crazy!
January 20th, 2012 in Humor > Videos

How comedians cover this lovely topic of conversation.

Awesome Muppet Tattoos
January 17th, 2012 in Humor > Images

Their popularity comes and goes, but this ink is forever.

A Tribute to the ‘Psycho’ Violinist
January 12th, 2012 in Media > Music

Remembering the man who pulled the strings in the shower.

Lightsaber Candlestick Holders and Other Star Wars Gifts
December 19th, 2011 in Gadgets > Other

All new items from ThinkGeek.com

Who Still Uses Yahoo?
December 12th, 2011 in Gadgets > Internet

Once the leading site on the Internet, it’s now in… 4th.

Best Damn Linkin Park Songs
December 7th, 2011 in Media > Music

Remember these guys?

Disturbed’s Lost Children Hardly a B-Side Album
December 6th, 2011 in Media > Music

The only thing this album suffers from is being promoted as a compilation.

6Q: Patricia Schultz – Travel Writer
November 30th, 2011 in WWW > 6Q

Author of “1,000 Places To See Before You Die” answers the Six Questions

The Ten Worst Muppets
November 24th, 2011 in Media > Television

Yes, even some of the Muppets suck.

A LEGO Thanksgiving
November 21st, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

Feast with your favorite building blocks.