Ben Sumner
I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.
Ben Sumner

@benjaminsumner

My jobs: Washington Post. Capitals Outsider. Gunaxin. Also tweets @CapsOutsider
With Gill shutout, Royals are two game-winners from Kelly Cup http://t.co/G3oj2pTJH5 #Caps - 50 mins ago
Harp Twins a Rockin’

Harp Twins a Rockin’

Camille and Kennerly Kitt are making the harp ‘rock.’

A Tribute to NHL Bruiser John Kordic

A Tribute to NHL Bruiser John Kordic

It’s been 20 years since the drug overdose of this brawler.

Happy 25th Anniversary to Def Leppard’s Hysteria

Happy 25th Anniversary to Def Leppard’s Hysteria

Celebrating 25 years of songs about Sugar, Rockets and Animals.

Dustin Brown and Other NHL Digital Portraits

Dustin Brown and Other NHL Digital Portraits

Mario Lemiuex, Martin St. Louis and Jaromir Jagr immortalized.

Iron Maiden and Alice Cooper: Old But Still Awesome

Iron Maiden and Alice Cooper: Old But Still Awesome

Aging rockers still killing it in concert.

The Illegitimate Father Athlete Hall of Shame

The Illegitimate Father Athlete Hall of Shame

The most prolific athletes with kids galore, just in time for Father’s Day.

Ten Most Famous Bits From Stand-up Comedians

Ten Most Famous Bits From Stand-up Comedians

Watching the masters perform the bits you’ve tried to mimic.

LEGO Lord of the Rings Trailer Debuts

LEGO Lord of the Rings Trailer Debuts

Middle Earth in the format Tolkien intended.

A Look at Diablo III’s Collector’s Edition

A Look at Diablo III’s Collector’s Edition

The bonus items will help you do things other than play the game.

The Bat Mask and Other Leather Facewear

The Bat Mask and Other Leather Facewear

Dragons, devils, beak doctors and other awesome steampunk masks.

A Tribute to Oz’s Vern Schillinger

A Tribute to Oz’s Vern Schillinger

Let’s reminisce about the Aryan Brotherhood leader of Emerald City.

Ten Notable Apologies by Comedians

Ten Notable Apologies by Comedians

Freedom of speech was too much for these folks.

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