Ben Sumner
I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.
Ben Sumner
A Look at Diablo III’s Collector’s Edition
May 18th, 2012 in Gadgets > Games

The bonus items will help you do things other than play the game.

The Bat Mask and Other Leather Facewear
May 17th, 2012 in Gadgets > Other

Dragons, devils, beak doctors and other awesome steampunk masks.

A Tribute to Oz’s Vern Schillinger
May 8th, 2012 in Media > Television

Let’s reminisce about the Aryan Brotherhood leader of Emerald City.

Ten Notable Apologies by Comedians
May 7th, 2012 in Humor > Lists

Freedom of speech was too much for these folks.

65 Pictures of The Scream
May 4th, 2012 in Humor > Images

Only art this good gets parodies that are even better.

A Gallery of Bongs and Pipes
April 20th, 2012 in Gadgets > Other

Something for you nitwits to look at on 4/20.

Getting Pumped for Diablo III
April 9th, 2012 in Gadgets > Games

We’re almost back in hell!

A Tribute to Kenny F*!?ing Powers
April 8th, 2012 in Media > Television

As Eastbound & Down concludes, we bid farewell to the People’s Champion.

Passover – According to LEGO
April 6th, 2012 in Gadgets > Toys

The biblical story is retold in the ultimate format.

The Return of Leisure Suit Larry?
April 5th, 2012 in Gadgets > Games

Help fund the return of the Sierra game you played in the 80s.

Lincoln Assassin Bobblehead Already Infamous
March 16th, 2012 in Gadgets > Toys

Presidential assassin gets immortalized with a wobblin’ noggin.

Why ‘Life’s Too Short’ Is a Good Idea
March 5th, 2012 in Media > Television

We finally get to see Warwick Davis play a character outside of a funny suit.

Music of ‘The Hobbit’
March 1st, 2012 in Media > Music

The trailer is already getting music lovers anxious for this film.

Revisiting the Oscars Best Song Category
February 24th, 2012 in Media > Music

Looking back at 30-plus years of music in movies.

Amazon’s Worst Product Reviewer?
February 23rd, 2012 in Gadgets > Other

‘I purchased this for a friend so I can’t comment on it.’

An Ode to John Williams, the Movies’ Music Magician
February 21st, 2012 in Media > Music

Honoring the best film score composer ever.

Eat the Ewoks
February 15th, 2012 in Grub > Sweets

The cutest food in a galaxy far, far away.

Abortion Be Crazy!
January 20th, 2012 in Humor > Videos

How comedians cover this lovely topic of conversation.

Awesome Muppet Tattoos
January 17th, 2012 in Humor > Images

Their popularity comes and goes, but this ink is forever.

A Tribute to the ‘Psycho’ Violinist
January 12th, 2012 in Media > Music

Remembering the man who pulled the strings in the shower.

Lightsaber Candlestick Holders and Other Star Wars Gifts
December 19th, 2011 in Gadgets > Other

All new items from ThinkGeek.com

Who Still Uses Yahoo?
December 12th, 2011 in Gadgets > Internet

Once the leading site on the Internet, it’s now in… 4th.

Best Damn Linkin Park Songs
December 7th, 2011 in Media > Music

Remember these guys?

Disturbed’s Lost Children Hardly a B-Side Album
December 6th, 2011 in Media > Music

The only thing this album suffers from is being promoted as a compilation.

6Q: Patricia Schultz – Travel Writer
November 30th, 2011 in WWW > 6Q

Author of “1,000 Places To See Before You Die” answers the Six Questions

The Ten Worst Muppets
November 24th, 2011 in Media > Television

Yes, even some of the Muppets suck.

A LEGO Thanksgiving
November 21st, 2011 in Gadgets > Toys

Feast with your favorite building blocks.

Beastie Boys’ Licensed to Ill Turns 25
November 14th, 2011 in Media > Music

Time to celebrate a quarter-century of Girls and Brass Monkeys.

A Tribute to Spinal Tap’s Amp
November 11th, 2011 in Humor > Pop Culture

For 11/11/11, we pay homage to Spinal Tap’s amp.

A Tribute to Al Bundy
November 1st, 2011 in Media > Television

Let’s hear it for a real American hero.