Ben Sumner
Contributor at Gunaxin Media LLC
I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.
@benjaminsumner
My jobs: Washington Post. Capitals Outsider. Gunaxin. Also tweets @CapsOutsider
With Gill shutout, Royals are two game-winners from Kelly Cup http://t.co/G3oj2pTJH5 #Caps - 50 mins ago
Harp Twins a Rockin’
Camille and Kennerly Kitt are making the harp ‘rock.’
A Tribute to NHL Bruiser John Kordic
It’s been 20 years since the drug overdose of this brawler.
Happy 25th Anniversary to Def Leppard’s Hysteria
Celebrating 25 years of songs about Sugar, Rockets and Animals.
Dustin Brown and Other NHL Digital Portraits
Mario Lemiuex, Martin St. Louis and Jaromir Jagr immortalized.
Iron Maiden and Alice Cooper: Old But Still Awesome
Aging rockers still killing it in concert.
The Illegitimate Father Athlete Hall of Shame
The most prolific athletes with kids galore, just in time for Father’s Day.
Ten Most Famous Bits From Stand-up Comedians
Watching the masters perform the bits you’ve tried to mimic.
LEGO Lord of the Rings Trailer Debuts
Middle Earth in the format Tolkien intended.
A Look at Diablo III’s Collector’s Edition
The bonus items will help you do things other than play the game.
The Bat Mask and Other Leather Facewear
Dragons, devils, beak doctors and other awesome steampunk masks.
A Tribute to Oz’s Vern Schillinger
Let’s reminisce about the Aryan Brotherhood leader of Emerald City.
Ten Notable Apologies by Comedians
Freedom of speech was too much for these folks.
