Ben Sumner
I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.
Ben Sumner
Spike Lee is an Idiot
August 19th, 2013 in Media > Celebrities

Director Spike Lee is also a racist, a moron, and annoying.

Hobbit LEGO Minifig Fetches $1000+
July 29th, 2013 in Gadgets > Toys

Rare toy given out at SDCC hits eBay.

Star Wars Pipes
July 26th, 2013 in Gadgets > Other

Now you can smoke tobacco in a galaxy far, far away.

Is Gwar the Worst Band Ever?
July 2nd, 2013 in Media > Music

Their music is awful and their stage performance is over the top.

A Tribute to Edith Bunker of All in the Family
June 1st, 2013 in Media > Television

We’ll miss you for real this time, dingbat.

A Tribute to Arrested Development’s Tobias
May 24th, 2013 in Media > Television

The one character from the show who needs a spin-off.

A Tribute to Arrested Development’s Buster Bluth
May 23rd, 2013 in Media > Television

Enjoy the antics of the juice-loving mamma’s boy.

A Tribute to Michael Scott
May 16th, 2013 in Media > Television

The return of “The World’s Best Boss?”

A Tribute to Kevin From The Office
May 16th, 2013 in Media > Television

Kevin is an accountant. At a paper supply company.

Fun With Banthas
April 2nd, 2013 in Humor > Pop Culture

Let’s take a close look at Tatooine’s trunkless elephant.