Ben Sumner
I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.
Ben Sumner
A Tribute to Edna Krabappel
October 28th, 2013 in Media > Comics

Rest in peace to Marcia Wallace, aka Bart Simpson’s teacher.

Top Ten Fictional Pirates
September 19th, 2013 in Humor > Pop Culture

“Arr, me hearty!”

Life-Sized Stormtrooper Toy Replica
September 17th, 2013 in Gadgets > Toys

Kenner toy from the 70s is bigger than ever.

Smell Like the Skeksis From The Dark Crystal
September 10th, 2013 in Media > Movies

New incense arrives 31 years after the movie.

Spike Lee is an Idiot
August 19th, 2013 in Media > Celebrities

Director Spike Lee is also a racist, a moron, and annoying.

Hobbit LEGO Minifig Fetches $1000+
July 29th, 2013 in Gadgets > Toys

Rare toy given out at SDCC hits eBay.

Star Wars Pipes
July 26th, 2013 in Gadgets > Other

Now you can smoke tobacco in a galaxy far, far away.

Is Gwar the Worst Band Ever?
July 2nd, 2013 in Media > Music

Their music is awful and their stage performance is over the top.

A Tribute to Edith Bunker of All in the Family
June 1st, 2013 in Media > Television

We’ll miss you for real this time, dingbat.

A Tribute to Arrested Development’s Tobias
May 24th, 2013 in Media > Television

The one character from the show who needs a spin-off.